3 hours in Traffic, enough said.
Comments:
rey says:
i cant believe some of u pussies whining about "there no theater in miami" thats pussy ass nigga shit to the tenth power
rey says:
i happen to get alot of pussy in miami, theres no alcohol curfew, clubs and strip clubs dont close till 5am, good cocaine, good weed, good rock, yeah i said it. so all u candyasses fuck off and aleviate some traffic
FAH_-Q says:
For all of you who hate MIami. GET OUT!!!!!!! You are not wanted! And as for all of you New Yorkers, Stay in New York, or if you have the brain fart of moving Go to California were you would fit in with all the other assholes.
Realist says:
Solution to the problem = end the "wet foot, dry foot" policy.

Hate to sound like a racist, but a majority of delinquent, uneducated Cubans are the reason why Miami has gone downhill and turned into a cesspool. Tell me, why do we give these people amnesty when all they do is spit in our faces and claim to be so "anti socialism" when they (Cubans) are some of the biggest benefactors of American socialism in the country (free, unchecked immigration, food stamps, welfare, grants to go to school, etc,etc)?

Am I racist, or am I *right*? You can't call me racist because last time I checked, "Cuban" isn't even a race -- it just described a group of economic migrants, forced on us by a government that is too liberal to take the problem of undocumented immigration seriously. I mean, why did we (as Americans) allow these people (Cubans) to basically force us to move out of Miami?

In any other country, this wouldn't have been allowed to happen.

Why is Miami such a cesspool? Answer: CUBANS
canedia says:
miami is very fun
indya says:
miami rocks its the best city on the southeast
Carlos says:
I have lived in Miami for over 41yrs and yes it REALLY SUCKS!! My car has been broken into today and my GPS has been stolen...by a middle school student! Can you believe this, I can remember that there where lots of great people around here. The people on the on the roads are all rude (we are No #1 in that). People don't even say "hello" to you or smile at you any more. And boy is it expensive here...expensive for abuse. I would move but my wife like ONLY warm weather. So I guess since I'm in Love with her I'll have to rot in this hell whole till one of us dies. I'm tell you something though, I'm getting a gun and learn how to use it so the next time this happens and I wake up to catch them, I'll shoot one of those little bastards. And yes I am REALLY pissed. And yes "HateMiami" it is ONE big getto unlike it was 41yrs ago. I am latino, Puerto Riccan, but I guess latin families tought their children better back then. Miami has an attitude and a BAD one at that.
Fred G Sanford says:
Waa Waa Waa gotta bunch of whiney pasty chubby reclusive losers here who are too scared to show their pathetic selves on the beach or in the nightlife. Miami is what it is, a beach and party town. If you're looking for old graceful articture, Broadway plays, Leave it to Beaver suburbs, or small town life than NO DUUUH Miami ain't for you. Sheeesh.

Some loser actually thought Miami is boring???#@#! WTF?
Jen says:
OMG! I grew up in MIami and it has changed so much. I moved back for graduate school and it sucks 100%. After not being able to take it anymore I moved to Ft. lauderdale where things are a bit better. Howver, the trashiness of Miami is steadily creeping it\\\'sway to Ft. lauderdale. South FL is extremely boring and sucks big time especially if you are not into doing drugs, partying, or material things. It rains every other day, the weather sucks, and the people suck. It just sucks, sucks, sucks! You wanna talk diveristy? There is none! Everyone is Hispanic and refuses to speak the english language. This palce is the biggest shit hole and like some of the posters, I also have close mnded family members who think Miami is the end all. This place is vile, should be burned into flames and people should start over from scratch.
Ramon says:
This is what you get with uncontrolled immigration.
Becca says:
My husband and I recently moved to Miami from Manhattan so that he can finish his fellowship. What a big mistake. This place sucks. I mean where is the diversity I heard about. I am used to doing all sorts of things in NYC from live music in the park, art museums, to going to see both Broadway and off Broadway shows or just a relax at Union square, Central Park or just chill at some nice cafe in the village. Here all I can do is go to the beach and I am sorry even that can be a bit boring if done every day. And, yes where are the jobs for professional. And what happened to the English language. I mean I am also an immigrant who speaks 3 different languages but there has to be some limit to the Spanish here. And also where are the good grocery stores and the farmer's markets? I can't wait to leave this place and my hubby has 9 month left to finish his fs. Take care.
howser says:
I have lived in the miami-fort lauderdale area since 1967 and can honestly say this area is a toilet.In my opinion it really began to go bad in the late 1980s.the big negatives are the people, the crime .lowwages and high cost of living.no sense of community or unification,no stimulation in terms of topography and and a boring mundane climate .It is extremely overrated due to nightlife and beaches and many people living here refuse to tell the truth about the area.For 8 or 9 months out of the year ,the weather is oppressive.It rains as often as it does in the pacific northwest,but at least there you have beautifull terrain.Horrible drivers here also and horrible traffic.Very much a me first attitude.Im only telling the truth and being straight up, as i feel my opinion is valid based on the length of time ive lived here.When the opportunity presents itself ,im out of here.Also im normally not even a negative individual,but living here long enough can get under anybodys skin.
Danny R says:
Hatemiami, I completely agree with you, I lived in Miami for 16 years and when I finally moved to orlando, it was like seeing the light, as if \\\"wow, so this is what america is really like\\\". I have been all over the US now and still have family in Miami, everytime I visit them, their closemindedness is very apparent, they refuse to acknowledge anything outside of miami.They think Miami is the end all be all when they haven\\\'t even been anywhere else in the US. I live near the DC area, and let me tell you this is a pretty bad area, people are really cold and dont care about anything else, but Miami is ten times worse, the traffic might be the same, however, rarely do you see someone in DC make a u-turn at the red light in a middle lane.People flash middle fingers if you so much as put your blinker on, and once you do put your blinker on, people speed up so as not to let you in .The majority of residents dont even put their blinkers on however.One time I was at the mall with my cousin in line at the food court, and there was this latin (most likely cuban) lady bitching at her child, so as I\\\'m ordering my food, I ask the counter person to not give me mayo, and the lady next to me, pushes me and yells at me in her spanish accent, \\\"Go , Go\\\", I look back at her and tell her to never touch me again, and she goes back to bitching at her kids. Just the stereotypical MiA attitude in which people there think they can do whatver they want. i heard someone got killed over there over a parking spot, a damn parking spot!I I guess they were arguing over who got there first until one of em pulled out a gun and shot the other. Very sad. Personally, despite the beautiful and somewhat easy access to women, I would never move back.
mavrixgt says:
It SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!! I TOTALLY agree with HateMiami!!.....He/She has hit the nail right on the head from top to bottom. My pet name for Miami is \\\"Ghetto Beach\\\". I don\\\'t have the time to write what I really feel about this sh*thole. Thanks HateMiami for doing it for me. You rock!!
Lanie says:
I lived here for a few years and the experience left me completely freaked out. It is so interesting to come here and read so many others saying exactly the same things I was thinking. I don't think there is another city in the world that inspires such disgust. I have lived in many cities in the U.S. and outside as well, and this place is corrupt to its core. Like so many others, I too, was surrounded by people trying to rip me off or crap all over me at every turn. I would say almost every single encounter, "friendship" , business deal, whatever, involved something ugly..Wait, no, a small handful of people were decent. What is really weird is that there is something in the air--even other recent arrivals like me, who seemed perfectly normal, make mean Miami zombies overnight.
FortLauderdale says:
Miami is getting bad everyday...high crime, awful traffic, drugs, high costo of living, poor education and the difficulties to find a corporate job. It will get worst...just give a couple of years and you'll see specially all you who think this is not true. I live in Fort Lauderdale and I can say we are residuals from MIA.
FCKMIAMI says:
I had to agree with almost everyones comments, except for the idiot who commented right after Miami Sucks saying not to dis his city because he never spends 200 bucks at the club cuz he knows a promoter...loser go back to Club Deep and holla at your boy...moron. People in miami are wrapped in a bubble and it seems like they dont know what goes on in the rest of the world..and it seems that whatever is cool in miami, is the way it is supposed to be in life...sucks for them. I agree with all the rants about ignorance, scum, traffic, shitty infastructure, (Im hispanic and lived here pretty much my whole life), but we left out a major thing, Cocaine...Since clubbing is the only thing people do around here, its hard to party all night without coke, so the result is a culture where cocaine use is the norm. And everyone does it, but they lie about it or keep it hush hush...and then if you dont use cocaine you are looked at as a freak basically...i dont want to raise my kid here, i want to take a crap on this city i hate it...Yea the grove is nice, the gables is nice...but there are a million other nice places..miami was cooler before miami vice when it was just a bunch of old cubans , and old jews at the beach...now thanks to rich people, and celebrities, everyone thinks that saying IM FROM MIAMI is like some kind of hard core street cred or something..please man. And the sports fans here suck too...thats a whole other issue though.
Robert says:
To whogivesashit:
I doubt anyone who lived in Miami and moved away would come back. The worst experience I have had.
whogivesash!t says:
Damn Miame, anything else to add to your narrow minded generalized rant? Have you lived everywhere in the USA to make suck idiotic generalizations? I'm a Miami guy and I agree with many of your claims because it is real. Even so, making generalizations shows a lack of intelligence, so either you're extremely upset, or you truly are trite in expressing yourself. It ain't all that bad, Miami has many pretty parts, and the problems you mentioned do have a solution. As for the the people, not everyone is as you claim. So think next time, and maybe you may come to realize that this city is not the 'worst' in the country. Have you ever been to Detroit? oh and the weather is really great from mid to late October, all the way to mid May. The humidity isn't all that bad.
I do think it's time for you to live in another city, good luck, and I hope you never come back here again.
Report this! says:
Mr. i hate miami ...you a million percent right. touche
Juan Carlos says:
Miami does suck.....Just stopped by for 1 day quick trip to the beach on my way back to Dallas from Peru via Miami. Firstly the people are rude at the airport, then at the hotel, then all the want-a-be hipsters that come for the weekend. What a joke....What happened to all of the beautiful & cool people that used to run around....I guess they got turned off and scared also. I will never go back to Miami, not even on a layover....its that bad. Its a shame b/c it did used to be such an awesome place. Now it seems all the trash of Latin America & the US congregate there.
Robert says:
I am leaving my beautiful apartment for one not even close in New York. I can hardly wait to leave. Miami and most of its peopel SUCK.
They are a bunch of Idiots
Born and Raised says:
For the most part I agree. Miami has been hurt as much as it has been helped by the drug trade. In the 80's when the feds stopped the drugs from flowing in like they were, Miami went into a serious economic downturn. A main good point about this city is also a huge bad point... Cultural Diversity. Everyone here is ethno-centric and hating on the next man. it creates this "crabs in a barrel" thought process. There are view people here who take on the idenity of this region. Everyone is from someplace else. The question "Where are you from?" here has a completely different meaning. I have lived in Miami and in Fort Lauderdale and I would say to the the Northern person looking to move down south to move to Fort Lauderdale. it has the good things about MIami with less of the bad. Oh... and when you Newyorkers come here to live STOP TALKING ABOUT NEW YORK!! I could give a s***!!
MeMeMe NowNowNow says:
Wow, don't know when HateMiami posted this, but you really nailed it with the comment about the useless condos downtown. And "MiaME" --HA! That's brilliant! Seems you and I are thinking the same thing.
Andy says:
Wow. He nailed it right on the head. I am Cuban-American, but I am moving away for college! Haha! Reading all those books finally paid off. Being bilingual isn't so bad, but that nasty ass attitude that is MiaME is! Boston and New York (I have lived in both those cities for several months over a period of a few summers) have nothing on Miami. People from NYC may be a "busy", but they won't go out of their way to make you feel bad like here! Boston is wonderful, I can't wait until I move there. Don't come here. I'm so sorry my parents are trapped here....
born and raised says:
Wow, You hit it on the head HATEMIAMI. Im not sure whether you grew up here or not, but I did and recently moved back after working in the Northeast for five years. Things have drastically changed for the worst. Even the street signs are written in broken English. It is so pathetic. The people are so stupid, and the worst part is that they dont realize it. So you are faced with this constant attitude all the time. Looking for a decent corporate job has been a joke. The HR people are comparable to the janitorial staff that used to vacuum my office in Manhattan. Miami is still beautiful (being that I stick around the Gables and Grove area), and the weather certainly beats the depressing weather in the Northeast..... But I contemplate whether I made the right decision in coming back here every day. And one more thing....If I hear another person down here pluralize a word incorrectly (ex: parkings space) one more time, I am going to go nuts!!! I swear that this place used to be amazing....
Angela says:
Damn you guys make it sound like Miami is the worst place to live on. I, too am interested in leaving Boston and moving to Miami within the next 6 months or 1 year, but everyone tells me that it stinks there. Why do you all move down there if it sucks so much?? I realize it wont be a vacation living there, I will be working, but atleast I will be able to enjoy myself during the weekend, I can't go through another boring , depressing winter in Boston. I have not made my decision between Tampa and Miami yet.. Miami seems better for a young person, but from what I read online Tampa seems nicer, and safer than Miami. I can't say much because I have not lived down there that much, all I know is that the tropical climate appeals to me far more than the boring depressing new england climate in Boston does.

Everyone is different, and everyone enjoys different things, I hope I dont end up sounding like any of when after I move to Miami haha ...Take care everyone.
iammyself says:
I completely agree with what HATEMIAMI said. All of what he/she said is true. I am luckily getting the hell out by the end of this year, and going back to my hometown back in NYC, the city I should\\\'ve never left. I think 7 years in this craphole are enough.

Another poster here mentioned getting out of here mentally sane. Unfortunately, this isn\\\'t the case for me either. I developed an eating disorder, depression, and a hair-pulling disorder. Guess when my people back in NY see me they\\\'re going to be amazed of what effect living in this city has made.
hate this place 2 says:
wow dude

that was awesome..............thats pretty much what i was thinking
thank you
StinkerBell says:
All I have to say about your post is that it’s… exactly correct.

This is my perspective and I lived on South Beach itself and moved from DC.

It is so over-rated. I wish I knew what I was getting into before I moved there.

The bus system is a total joke. You can forget about being on time to work, if they show at all (at the time I was sharing a car). The people are so unbelievably racist. Jobs are terrible. Every one is just so corrupt. And, to support your example, I did see loads of people on South Beach (Collins) pass a man who was. having. a. heart. attack. Everyone only cares about themselves and the way they look. And it IS NOT the same in DC or NYC. In DC, they are cold but no one would steal water from an old lady.

I’ve never had so many people try to rip me off in such a short period of time. My mail man, phone company, parking attendant, my EMPLOYER.

Hey, I got out of there while I still could. What makes it the worst? It’s like no one believes you. All anyone can think is “beach, beach, hot women, hot women, clubs, clubs” “I would love to move to Miami!”. I try to explain what I’ve been through but they just won’t listen. As you said perfectly, almost everyone who lives there is trying to get out. And everyone up north (DC/NYC) is trying to move there.

I hear ya.
Carlos says:
I am cuban and was born and raised here. Ihave lived in miami all my life and must say that the \\\"new\\\" people entering from other countries have ruined this city. For example the cubans that came 20 years ago or longer and the one that came here recently are completely different in education, ethics ect. In short I hate Miami with a passion. I\\\'m waiting to finish my education to get the hell out. Pay sucks everyone thinks they are royalty. People obnoxious and drive like they own the streets. Beach sucks it\\\'s only nice to others that haven\\\'t seen any others. I compared to the others 20 or so I have bisited through out the world and it\\\'s dirty, mucky and the man made shore is dissappearing. In other words hate miami is correct on everything,
Ricky says:
Amen to that. I moved out here from Utah to get my MBA at FIU and I must say that once I graduate from here, I'd choose to live anywhere else. The salaries suck and arn't sufficient enough for one person to save let alone sustain. People are assholes and the ladies (a lot of them) are more superficial than California ladies. Just like Hate Miami says: It all starts with the local political leaders and sense they are too busy being corrupt, it will only get worse. I can't wait till I leave this hell hole. Trust me, I've lived in many parts of the USA (Las Vegas, San Francisco, New York City, Chicago) in my life and I never could have imagined how aweful Miami is in comparison.
long timer says:
Miami has it's share of problems ( English is a distant 2nd or even 3rd language here) but move next door to Broward and most speak English fine. The weather here is terrific, you can't beat 80 in February, and the beaches are great too, but it's nothing that really can't be found the same or even better in many other parts of Florida. The jobs here aren't much different that what's found in the rest of Florida--meaning low-wage service jobs. Whatever small number of good-paying jobs Miami's job market has over Florida as a whole is offset by needing Spanish for a large number of the Miami jobs. And yet the cost of living here is amongst the highest in the state. In short, Miami living certaintly beats living in NW Arkansas (I giggled like a little schoolgirl over that one) but if you're from elsewhere and are wanting that Florida lifestyle, there are many better choices in the sunshine state.
Frances says:
Miamis big problem is the most inept ,useless often corrupt politicians in the world . Come to Doral if you want to see inept politicians . ANY party
Parthan says:
Well said HateMiami. I have been here in Maimi only for six months and I already had enough... Rude people, drivring and traffic the worst, hell expensive but not worth what we pay for... Service people (e.g in restaurant) seems surprised to hear that you don't speak spanish, like I am in a Latin american country and they act indifferently to you... The waiter need to call another guy/girl to help with (cuz I'm speaking English) and the first guy realizes that the guy he called for help is even worse in English... I have a contract job and I hop from city to city and this is the worst city in north-America I have been to. I am working overtime to finish my assignment here asap and I am just glad I will be getting out here soon....
Frank says:
You pretty much hit every point. Excellent. As a SCUBA instructor, I basically have to live here to make a living. I can truthfully say that all the best parts of South Florida are underwater, and if more of this place were submerged, it would be a better place.

God, I hope Al Gore is right. Flood this place, and drown about %80 of the "people" who live here.
Sergio says:
Very nice article. I agree 100%. I am one of the lucky ones and got out when I could. I lived there for 36 years and hated it to the point that it was making me sick. I live in NW Arkansas now which is an up and coming area. I might not have the nightlife but I also dont have the traffic and most of all the rude people. People here are nice which makes all the difference. I have mountains and see the seasons change. Good riddance flat, rude Miami with all your hurricanes.
maiya says:
I am a high school English teacher in Miami. I must say, I totally agree with hatemiami. I have been living in Miami for seven years, and never in my life have i met such rude, uneducated, ignorant people. I am desperate to get out. I plan on doing so sometime next year, in fact. I could probably write a book on how disgusting MOST of Miamians are...however, I would probably kill myself in the process. My students are flat-out lazy, whiny idiots...who have learned their uncouth behaviors from their lazy, whiny, idiot parents.
duke says:
Wise words by hatemiami..... He just summed it all up. Nuff said...

Miami sucks. Don\\\'t believe the hype on TV! It\\\'s really not that special. No art museums, no central park like back in New York. No cool hangout places. No comedy clubs! Like one or two good ones( nothing you can\\\'t find in NYC). Moved down from NYC a few years back because of the cost of living but let me tell you, It isn\\\'t worth it.

Even with the high cost of living back in NYC you just can\\\'t trade it off with a city like MIami that has absolutely nothing. Sure, its good for a few days of vacation on the beach but THAT IS IT. Besides this and the clubs in South Beach there isn\\\'t anything else here.

Heed the advice of HATEMIAMI.... Don\\\'t and you\\\'ll regret it once you\\\'ve spent a couple of years here....
anthony says:
Holy shit! Couldn't have said it much better. You took the words right out of my mouth. Also lived here for four years and always prayed I'll leave in one piece mentally and physically. Unfortunately when just about to leave back to my hometown I suffered a mental breakdown, anxiety, panic disorders and major depression.
I guess I wouldn't be going back home in one piece afterall.
Miguel says:
I forgot to add that if you dont speak Spanish your doomed or soon will be .
I learned English after coming to America decades ago but living in Miami find English useless (I live in Doral). Miami is barely part of North America anymore
Miguel says:
Your not painting the whole picture there are MANY with lots and lots of money living in Miami most are rich who fled Chavez or rich or fled Castro but their houses and gated communities are lavish .
BOTH groups work hard so not taking anything away from them .
In Miami come 10 to 20 yrs you will have very rich and very poor no middle class.
Does Miami suck ? Overall YES it does. Its Miami wages with NY prices (maybe even higher).
I have lived here 40 yrs and long to retire to get out . You left out we have the most inept useless politicians (Both parties) and the worse public transportation of any growing city.
if your car is being repaired your doomed unless ofcourse your rich
Robin Wood says:
Wow! I've never heard a more appealing description of South Florida! Welcome to paradise lost! I came to live here 3 years ago and I'm nearly ready to go! I've told myself too many times "Did they invent stupidity or something?" Most people here are either too old, too poor, too rich or too dumb...I was expecting lots more retirees but they're not so crazy, they know more and more that there's plenty of others more pleasant, affordable and comfortable places to end your life. I thought I was stepping into a hip tropical spot at first...It's more like a haven for criminals where pirate rule is still strong. Where all the rich guys get a big place with a big boat to go with their big trucks to take their faked-boobed bimbo girlfriend on a joyride. Hee-Haw!
kamitaro says:
I just moved out from California.
I must say what a mistake. Everytime I meet a girl there seems to be only one thing to do. "a club" There are no other options for night life. There is no place to go for a nice drive at night with hills or mountains. Not to mention I think the highest is 345 ft so thats done with.

The beach is fun and really pretty but that gets old after a month of going every weekend.

Im a pretty wierd person I gusse I try to find little things and spots to hang out. but its not happening I went to a public island residential area i found. where i was kicked out of just for hangging out by the bridge parking lot too late. There was no sighn and YES Mr. Rent A copper!! no HABLO ESPANOL!!!

Same thing with the Markets. I get smirked at rudely for not speaking the language. Every now and then though a Cashire that cant speak english with common sense treats me like a human being. Im not say learn English however, Im just saying be nice dont bring me down because i dont speak spanish.
Dan says:
You're so right, I think it's time for me to leave, and go back to Chicago, a city that works...
E says:
Man, when I read that I could have sworn you read my mind. Actually some of the phrases you used I have used in the past. Miami is a disgrace to America.
Miami Grad says:
I completely agree with this article. All that you've mentioned is very true. I say this as a hispanic and Miami resident, this place sucks. All the trash of the world has decided to move to Miami, and this place it's going downhill fast.
Danny says:
i live here too, but i think u might b talkin bout a different Miami!!! i hav lived here all my life and i am part of ur so-called "non-existent" middle class. so u r obviously wrong on that point. also i love Miami cuz i hav a life and i go to da beach on da weekends and hav fun with my friends. Also, i hav never wasted $200 at a club, usually u kno a promoter or something and get in for free or very close to it. U must be talkin about some -place like Madonna's which is a strip club and it appears that u wud need that so plz do not MIS represent our beautiful city.
zero says:
So, HATEMIAMI, I have one question for you:
Did you buy the shirt?
HateMiami says:
MIAMI

Forget Will Smith's 1998 hit "Miami", forget Miami Vice and forget
those glossy images of Miami Beach......

In reality, there are 2 versions of Miami: there's the Miami you see
on TV, which is mostly Miami Beach, then there's the rest of Miami - a
bland, urban landscape littered with apartment buildings that look
like cheap motels, gas stations, tacky strip malls, Publix
supermarkets (Publix are the only real chain here), endless fast food
restaurants, warehouses and cheap looking business parks. The version
of Miami you don't see on the TV is version 2 (an urban wasteland),
where poverty, crime and inequality are rife and where the streets are
literally choked with traffic. If you're poor, you'll live in a shack
or an efficiency, or if you're lucky, you'll live in one of those
apartment buildings that look like cheap motels with tiny windows and
no view. There is no middle class here anymore, but if you have a
little money, you'll probably have paid over $400k for a box-like
house, somewhere in the depths of Kendall or Homestead on SW 2,005,442
Street and 1,245,667 Ave, dealing with a 2 hour commute every day.

You're led to believe that Miami is some sort of tropical paradise,
full of beautiful beaches, great nightlife, great women and that Miami
is simply bubbling with culture. Sure, it has palm trees and the
nightlife is great, if you're prepared to shell out well over $200 to
go to one of the clubs on South Beach. Miami is no paradise though -
in fact, it's about as far from being a "paradise" as you can get.
You'd think that with the tropical climate, people would have
beautiful and lush gardens, but in reality, people here tear down
trees and plants and replace them with asphalt and concrete. Miami is
no paradise - it has become a third world banana republic that broke
away from the United States a long time ago.

Miami is a city with some of the worst traffic in North America. The
roads here are inadequate, sub standard and generally f**ked up.
Construction here takes 1,000 times longer than it does in the rest of
the United States. Drivers here are amongst the rudest in the
country. Not only are the drivers here rude, but they're downright
reckless too. They drive like maniacs in their Ford F150s, Dodge Rams
or Honda Civics, with reggaeton blasting. This is a city with far too
many "hit and run" type accidents - in other words, not only will they
run you over, but they'll drive off, because that's what cowardly
bastards do. But you only have to look at how easy the driving test
is here and how they hand out licenses to anyone, even non-legal
aliens who probably have no concept of what an expressway is.

For a metropolitan area of well over 5 million people, public
transportation here is nothing short of a joke. You have one MetroRail
line going north to south and it doesn't even serve anywhere west of
the airport (where the bulk of the population of Dade County live).
You're forced to use your car because there's no other choice, unless
you just so happen to live close to the Metro Rail, or can afford one
of those overly priced condos in Brickell (south of Downtown).

Customer service in general here is far worse than ANYWHERE in the
United States and there's a general lack of quality and efficiency
here that commonplace in the rest of this great country. Many people
in this city are simply out to rip you of, including mechanics,
doctors, vets and dentists. During the 4 years that I've lived here,
I have never encountered so many shady so-called health professionals
as I have here in Miami. As for customer service, forget it, unless
you speak fluent ghetto-Spanish. It's got to the point where I drive
up to West Palm Beach (a good 2 hour drive) in order to get good
customer service (West Palm Beach feels like part of the United
States, unlike Miami-Dade).

As for Miami being paradise, I suggest that if you're staying in Miami
Beach, take a drive across the causeway and you'll stumble upon the
"urban wasteland" that I despise so much. There is truly nothing here
- nothing in terms of parks, museums or infrastructure. Take a drive
through Hialeah, Opa Locka, anywhere "NW" or Overtown and you'll feel
like you're either in a slum part of Tijuana, a run down part of
Kingston, Jamaica or a miscellaneous Latin American hell-hole.

Don't get me started on Downtown Miami either - the place is a mess.
You'd think that for such an "important" city, it'd have at least a
decent-looking Downtown. Miami's Downtown looks like something out of
a zombie movie - deserted after 7pm, full of beggars and vagrants and
downright dangerous. There's no real retail, other than a Macy's and
hundreds of cheap electrical and luggage stores run by shady people.
I don't blame the homeless for being there - they have nowhere else
to. Housing here is completely unaffordable, at best, because Miami
is a city for the rich.

The new condo buildings here are nothing short of a disgrace. They are
poorly designed, bland and they all look the same as the next condo.
It's sad that this city's skyline will be shaped by bland condo
buildings for decades to come - condo buildings that may not even sell
as the condo boom will surely go bust at some point. It seems that
this city builds and builds and builds without giving thought to
investing in transport infrastructure or helping its real citizens
that are the bread and butter of its economy. All the "boom' is doing
is driving up the cost of housing even further, flooding the market
with housing stock that it doesn't need, when it really needs
affordable housing stock.

Let's take a realistic look at Miami's often hyped skyline. The
skyline looks pretty at times (especially at night), but there are
basically just two tall office buildings Downtown (one is extremely
ugly, i.e. the Bank Of America Tower). You have the Four Seasons Tower
in Brickell, but that's just a plain old "box". The rest of the
skyline is littered with condominiums that are all carbon copies of
the next condominium - how interesting, huh?

You have a genuine lack of zoning in Miami, hence the fact that
despite having a (run down) Downtown district, there is no real
commercial center and business are spread out randomly across the
city, which probably doesn't help the traffic problem.

An article on [www.local10.com stated that more people are fleeing
South Florida than are coming here and that's an indication of how fed
up people are with this place and it's unjustly high cost of living.
This is a city where incomes are amongst the lowest in the United
States while more of your salary will go on housing (rent or mortgage
payments) than anywhere else in the country. I wouldn't mind such a
high cost of living if I was living in Manhattan, LA, Paris or London
but not in Miami - an overbuilt swamp town at the ass-end of Florida.
In reality, Miami is no more "special" than anywhere else in Florida,
i.e. Jacksonville, Tampa and Orlando and to be honest, I'd rather live
in any of those cities because at least I'd get my money's worth.

The climate is what brings a lot of people here, but the climate
sucks. For six months of the year, it rains more than it rains in
Seattle. You have the risk of being hit by a hurricane too and this
place has flooded more times than I care to remember. If so much as a
tropical storm hits, it renders thousands of people without power for
sometimes as long as 5 weeks. If a hurricane hits, forget it - the
weak-ass power grid just crumbles. Then you have the constant humidity
and the many bugs that are only too eager to bite.

Corruption is rife here, but the people seem to continue to vote for
the same inadequate, corrupt politicians. This is a city where
millions of dollars assigned to affordable housing projects
mysteriously "disappears". This is a city where greedy developers
line the pockets of politicians to get their projects approved. This
is a city where third world mentality prevails, including corruption
(something you'd be used to in a country like Colombia, but not in the
United States).

The biggest problem with Miami though is the people. I can honestly
say that I have NEVER seen such a high percentage of complete and
utter scumbags of the worst kind contained in one metropolitan area.
Miami has a prevailing "ghetto" attitude, whether rich or poor. Many
people here not only can't speak English, but many refuse to speak
English and refuse to assimilate into mainstream American society. I
have found the majority of people in Miami to be shallow, superficial
(even more so than Los Angeles), loud, obnoxious, rude and
manipulative. This city is full of liars, cheats and thieves of the
lowest form - thieves who will steal bottled water from an old lady
(my mother in law, for instance). The Latin races here generally hate
one another, i.e. Cubans hate Puerto Ricans, Puerto Ricans hate
Cubans, Cubans hate Nicaraguans, etc, etc, etc. Not only that, but I
find many Latinos here to be extremely racist towards black people.
I've mentioned the drivers here, but I'll mention them again - they
suck. I've experienced a lot of road rage here first hand and I see
absolutely horrible and reckless driving on a daily basis on my
commute to work. At work, there is no professionalism and the ghetto
culture has well and truly infested the workplace. Most jobs
advertised here require you to be bilingual (Spanish), which is a joke
considering that this is the United States. Some of the Latinos here
take pride in the fact that they've driven the "gringos' away. Many
think that Americans are dull and boring and somehow inferior to
them. However, many of the people are no different from your average
piece of trailer trash; just replace country music with reggaeton and
Budweiser with Presidente. People here in general are extremely
uneducated and boy, it shows! Most of the morons here have probably
never even read a book and probably never will, unless Daddy Yankee
releases an autobiography with lots of pretty pictures in it. In
short, Miami is just one big sprawling ghetto, filled with people that
are quite simply the lowest of the low. Humanity doesn't exist here -
you could be dying in the street and no one would stop to help you.
Most people here don't have money, but they love to pretend that they
do, driving expensive cars, living it large on South Beach, while
still living with their parents and countless other family members in
a two bedroom apartment in Hialeah. I honestly don't know what's
worse here - the rich, or the wannabe rich. People here are all about
"me, me, me", hence the fact that I often call this place "MiaME".

As for solutions to solve Miami's problems - well, let's just say that
I am open to other people's opinions here. To solve the problems in
Miami, you'd probably have to kick out 80% of the population and
replace them with good, honest, educated and hard working Americans.
In all seriousness, a good start would be investing heavily in
transport infrastructure, affordable housing projects and creating
parks and other recreational areas. I would also clamp down on
reckless drivers and I'd introduce a mandatory life sentence for
causing death by "hit and run". I would install speed cameras on
major highways and traffic cameras on major intersections. I would
make English MANDATORY and I would not allow employers to advertise
jobs with "bilingual" as a requirement, unless it's a multi-national
firm. I would give companies financial incentives to relocate
Downtown and speaking of Downtown Miami, I'd encourage development
there in terms of retail malls, cinemas and department stores.
Unfortunately, the "me me me" attitude prevails here as does the
ghetto attitude, so I don't see things improving anytime soon.

I know that many will attack me for these opinions on such a highly
regarded place, but I don't care. I live here and work here and I
write this based on not only my opinion, but the opinion of many
others who have lived here all their life and hate Miami with a
passion. Sure, this is a great "party city", but it's not such a great
place to live for many people here who are struggling with the high
(and ever increasing) cost of living. To me, Miami seems like it's
rotten to the core and maybe even beyond repair. Miami has no soul or
vibe - it's just a big over-sized ghetto wasteland / South Florida
swamp town, filled with America's least desirable people.
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